http://nmhb.jayloden.com ...It Wasn't This Bad Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:13:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I think I can safely say that just watching this forklift accident video is enough to convince me that I've never actually had a bad day at work, I just thought I had, until now. The cringe factor on this one is high, but thankfully at least it looks like ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=58 Today's entry is a special for all the dog owners out there. I think we've all had our dogs eat something they weren't supposed to, destroy a treasured possession we thought was out of reach, or otherwise make a mess in the house. However, I think Kevin Koritza gets the ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=55 I think it's safe to say that whatever happened to you today, you didn't lose your nearly 28.5-foot-long fingernails in a car crash. Wait, what? Lee Redmond, of Salt Lake City, Utah, had grown her nails for 30 years when the accident happened in February this year. [...] The 68-year-old great-grandmother had nurtured ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=53 In one version of the events, Al-Arabiya, a Saudi-owned television network, said the attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=49 When you're looking for a place to rob, a bar full of surly bikers is probably not the best choice - particularly if you're only armed with machetes and knives. Otherwise, you might get beaten with chairs and tables and hog-tied with electrical wire, or tackled after leaping through a ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=48 No, I mean really, a 16' python ate an Australian family's dog, while their two young children watched. And you thought having your pet hit by a car was rough. Source: CNN - thanks to adam for the link http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=47 A concert violinist tripped and landed on his priceless Stradivarius violin, crushing it. It will cost £60,000 to repair and may never sound the same again. As a musician, I have to sympathize with the guy on this one, we've all dropped or banged our instruments and this is definitely ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=46 Bad: Woman smokes crack and gets behind the wheel of her car. Worse: she runs several red lights and causes a horrendous car crash. WTF: bystanders steal vitcim's purse while she crawls to her crying children who are hanging upside down in the flipped-over vehicle. Sometimes, you see or hear things ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=45 Since I've gotten exactly two real comments about approximately 200 spam comments, I've officially decided that there's no point in allowing comments on NMHB. Thanks once again to the spam community for ruining things for others. http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=44 Bringing a new meaning to the term "utility knife" a NC man has accused of circumcising two of his 11 children at home with his utility knife. The man, Johnny Marlowe, who lived a "polygamist lifestyle", claims to have circumcised 3 of his sons himself. He is also serving time ... http://nmhb.jayloden.com/?p=43