The Ever-Dangerous Cockatoo
Oh, I know what you’re thinking – half of you are thinking “but cockatoos aren’t dangerous!”. The other half are thinking “what the hell is a cockatoo?”. Anyway, if you’re thinking that a cockatoo can’t be dangerous, then today’s story will make you reconsider. A man died after falling from a tree while trying to rescue his neighbor’s pet cockatoo. Oh, and the kicker – where was the neighbor during all of this? At the hospital, being treated for spinal injuries sustained when he fell from the same tree. You guessed it, also while trying to retrieve his pet.
Look on the bright side, at least odds are good your obituary won’t read “died chasing cockatoo”.
Source: Fark