Would-be Burglar “A Cut Above” The Rest
Incompetence in the criminal realm is nothing new (after all, see yesterday’s Blind UN-Lucky post). But, courtesy of fark and news.com.au we have the story of one criminal whose incompetence will no longer be an issue. The would-be burglar fell and cut his own throat on jagged glass while trying to climb in the window he had broken. So remember folks, no matter how bad your day was, at least you didn’t unintentionally commit a burglary and suicide at the same time.
-Jay
Source: Fark